lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Oh god it's open bar.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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