why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
so let's talk penis.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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