Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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