I wanna passion pit in your ass
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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