I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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