Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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