STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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