Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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