I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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