are you so shy because you have an std?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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