How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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