shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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