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(519): View more from Ontario

oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again

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(912): View more from Georgia

you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.

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(914): View more from New York

i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.

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(205): View more from Alabama

That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".

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(438): View more from Quebec

the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love

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(701): View more from North Dakota

New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.

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