Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.