your address is 607B right?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im holly from the hills drunk
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.