We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
