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Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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