I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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