and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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