I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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