3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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