Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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