My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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