Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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