My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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