I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
