Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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