i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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