The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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