Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.