He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.