I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.