Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion