just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.