Dude i fell asleep inside of her
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.