it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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