Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I have post one night stand depression
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