I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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