Ambien. No doubt about it.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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