So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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