Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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