How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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