And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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