he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I have fence marks all over my body
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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