i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The best revenge is premature balding
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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