How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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