Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder