Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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