I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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