Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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