So drunk its hurt
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.