I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.