TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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