How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
vagina is talking i cant
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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