If i come over, it means nothing
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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