It's like God shit irony all over that family
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You have to summon your inner elephant
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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