I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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