Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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