are you so shy because you have an std?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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