you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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