I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you would pick up someone in the library
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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