I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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